In an alternate universe

There are times throughout the day that I think about what is going on in alternate universes. Universes where everything is the same except for this one thing. This is a list of 10 differences I have come up with. They are not necessarily all in the same universe but they exist in at least one.

• Justin Guarini won Americal Idol and is 'Miss Independent'

Not really a stretch

• Alcatraz is still on the air and people are still wondering why Hurley hasn't lost any weight.

I really do miss this show

• The Buffalo Bills won all of those Super Bowls

There would be four of these

• I'm left handed

I would shop here on the reg

• Full House is still on the air but it's on Showtime and it's now about how Nicky & Alex run a brothel out of their San Francisco House.

Bowl cuts for all their bitches

• L.A. Confidential won Best Picture

Because it is better than Titanic

• Oasis is still together

The best album of the 90's. Don't fight me on this.

• This handball was called on Torsten Frings and forever changed US soccer

Angle 1: Handball

Angle 2: Handball

• The Cubs have won a World Series

Technically this is from the future so it could happen...haha

• Steve Nash has more MVP's than Kobe

Oh, wait...