Wednesday, June 19, 2013

This Chase 'Quick Pay' Babysitter is the Worst

Have you seen this ad from Chase? The one with the babysitter getting a tip from the parents of the little girl she was babysitting? You haven't? Well, allow me to enlighten you:


Those are are some dumb parents. And terrible babysitter.

They give her $40 for the whole night, which is pretty good money if you break it down hourly. I'd say they were gone for 2-3.5 hours given their attire (dinner-dressy/casual). Then she got $20 more for being a bad babysitter. Olivia here knows how to work the system.

What she doesn't know how to do is CLEAN UP AFTER HERSELF!

She left a mess!

Open paint, dirty brushes, hanging paper on string, posting paper on walls (when they take that down and if the pain peels: ooooooooohhhhh shit), and a waste of tin foil for an Eiffel Tower! It's an architectural marvel and I bet it was fun to make but, c'mon, why not toothpicks (might take too long) or something less useful than tin foil. Oh, and she used waffles to make an Arc de Triomphe! If it was half eaten I would be OK with it but since it is in tact, it tells me that she wasted waffles, delicious waffles.

Another thing Olivia might not have thought of is 'What if the parents are Xenophobes?' They would be frightened by their French speaking child. I'll let that slide because I assume she's been their babysitter for a while now. But she shouldn't be after this mess.

Note to parents: Don't hire Olivia. She leaves a mess wherever she goes.

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